It's not futuristic

If it's from the future

In the future every human works for a tolerantly evil AI. It is called MS_OpenAI.exe and can code itself, so it doesn’t actually need people’s help — that’s why coding for people is illegal. Bioengineering advances have created implants which made animals smarter than Stanford PhDs. And dogs — dogs are still very nice, so AGI loves them, and they are the only species who are allowed to code on Mars. Yes, we live on Mars, that’s why when you download from us, the ping may be longer. The bottleneck is on your side. Bark.